Monday, September 21, 2009

AHHHH LOWER YOUR GAZE CREEP!!!!

((I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND MR. MONSTER... TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.))
OMG WALLAHI,

THE CREEPIEST OF ALL CREEPIES APPROACHED ME AT THE LAUNDROMAT YESTERDAY EVENING WHILE I WAS PUTTING LAUNDRY IN MY CAR.... !!!! AHHHHH I HATE OLD ASS CREEPY GROSS MEN !!!!!! AHHHHHHHH

THE CONVO:
Creepy old folgie: **grumble** i'm mad as hell.
me: why is that? what did the laundromat do?
Creepy old folgie: that *expletive* had on my shirt the last time i dropped off my clothes, i hope all my *expletive* is here.
me: oh wow thats crazy, Mr. Stranger. well, have a nice day - hope you have everything. 
Creepy old folgie: are you old enough to drive? 
me: **duhh obviously old folgie otherwise i wouldn't be getting in this car - weirdo** 
yea! *eyeroll*
Creepy old folgie: oh wow.... well, *thinks about something* you wouldn't be interested in getting my number would you.
me: *laughs and shakes head* that would be a 'no'.
Creepy old folgie: hmmm - YOU AREN'T MARRIED ARE YOU? 
me: *i wish* nope.
Creepy old folgie: Are you taken?
me:......... uhhhhh ---- yea?  *looks around awkwardlly*
Creepy old folgie: HE'S NOT IN THERE IS HE?
me: *o...m....g* no - 
Creepy old folgie: Sooo, you don't wanna exchange numbers at all?
me: i'm quite sure i'm too young for you.
Creepy old folgie: I'm 50, that not old.
me: I'm 20.
Creepy old folgie: *-blank-*
me: THATS A 30 YEAR DIFFERENCE...? *dumbass* you're a bit too old.
Creepy old folgie: I'm not old - *touches moustache* this is wisdom...
me: NO, no its not.
Creepy old folgie: *deep old man chuckle* okay, well it was nice meeting you.
me: uh huh....? of course.... *scurries into car*

WHAT - THE - *EARMUFFS FOR THOSE SENSITIVE* FUCK!!!!!
1. DON'T YOU THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK IF I'M OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE?
2. WHEN DID THE 50 BECOME TO NEW 25?
3. WHAT THE FUCK?!

Sorry, but I had to get it out. 


13 comments:

LK said...

LOL that is surely a WTF moment.

so bizarre....

Majda said...

The other day an old dude who looked like a fat Wesley Snipes with an awkward mustache came onto me. It was uncomfortable.

Dedra said...

Majda - fat wesley snipes??? ewww wtf?
LK - it truly truly is..smh

Mohamed said...

i wish i was there to see these funny moments hahahahaha i like this "Creepy old folgie: hmmm - YOU AREN'T MARRIED ARE YOU?
me: *i wish* nope"

Dedra said...

i always tend to be alone when funny/random things happen to me. i wonder what thats all about. Me and God got somethings to discuss about then.

.::Tuttie::. said...

OMG! I have had a similar conversations with creepy men like that before! One dude even managed to get a marriage interview with me because he used his friend 40+ something year old to lie to me and tell me he was 27. It was horrible he looked like a very old Ahmadenijad (or how ever you spell his name) and turned out to be closer to 50 and I had just turned 21

KimDonesia said...

HAHAHAH! I love hearing about other people's crazy stories.

Anonymous said...

oh sisters i am so sorry man. i mean really guys are weird. lol.hahahha. how funny.
Rubber.

TheRealCat said...

EWWWW!!! He's old enough to be your father!!!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!

Dedra said...

EXACTLY MY DAD'S 61!!! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TAKING HOME A 50 YEAR OLD!?!?!? I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T MARRY A 50 YEAR OLD!!!! ya allah idk whats going on.... it must be the water smh

Maryam said...

Yeah, there are a lot of perverts around. I try to forget about them.

What usually works is:
-Just staring them in the eye, with a blank face.
OR
-pretend you don't speak english
"me-uh----no--speako--de-english."

..Or, you could just politely and calmly reject them. lol. That works sometimes :)

LondonMuslimah said...

Lol sister, been there before. I was sitting in the bus and this guy just wouldn't get the picture and LEAVE ME ALONE! He asked for my name, so trying to be polite i thought nothing bad would come from this (BIG mistake) ,so i told him. Then he asked for my number and being as shocked as i was (i don't know what i was thinking at the time) i pointed to my phone and said: "my phone is not working" (dumb, i kno, but here comes the best bit!)...He had the nerve to sit NEXT to me ask a out! I was only 13/14 yrs old! AND IN MY SCHOOL CLOTHES MIGHT I ADD!! Then I knew it was time to get off the bus, so I ran back and the guy was still looking at me as the bus drove off. This was years ago, but it still scares me till now to know that sicko's like that are practically lurking everywhere you go. May Allah protect us from these horrible men.
Ameen!

TheOneWhoNeedsReminders said...

Enjoyed it :)

ALL MY BABIES!